Would You Name Your Baby after Spam?

Unsolicited, virus-laden e-mails touting online casinos, prescription medications, and sketchy dating sites…nothing but a nuisance, right?

Not if you’re stuck for a baby name.

Think about it: Every day, you automatically receive a new batch of random names in your spam folder. It costs you nothing. And the names often come paired with surnames that can spark ideas about sound combinations, syllabic patterns, and so forth. (Who knew spam could be so useful?)

Here are some interesting spam names I’ve collected recently:

Audra Hodges
Colette Rowland
Constance Yoder
Daphne Simmons
Dina Bradford
Lillian Villalobos
Lolita Tobin
Magnolia Nilda
Minerva Villarreal
Nola Chandler
Reva Cruz
Tisha Moon
Tola Templeton
Zelma Ambrose
Dino Malone
Humberto Gipson
Hunter Cobbs
Ivan Swartz
Jaxon Rivera
Lloyd Schulz
Maximilian Brooks
Mohammed North
Octavio Whitlock
Roman Bruno
Roscoe D. Combs
Royce Weiss
Tolbert N. Humphrey
Uri Bryan

(And here’s an earlier post on spam names.)

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Posted in Baby Names, Boy Names, Girl Names

2 Comments

  1. Posted 26 July 2007 at 1:54 am | Permalink

    Oh, that is too funny. Now, I will probably start making a list of spam names.

  2. Posted 9 August 2007 at 6:04 pm | Permalink

    If you do, send them to me! :)

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