Top 10 Celebrity Baby Names – Apple, Pilot, Jermajesty

A disappointing list of the “top ten most creative celebrity baby names so far” was released yesterday by OK! Magazine:

1. Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson’s son
2. Sage Moonblood – Sylvester Stallone’s son
3. Weston Coppola – Nicolas Cage’s son
4. Pilot Inspektor- Jason Lee’s son
5. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter
6. Sunday Rose – Nicole Kidman’s daughter
7. Shiloh – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s daughter
8. Brooklyn – Victoria and David Beckham’s son
9. Suri Cruise – Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s daughter
10. Kingston – Gwen Stefani’s son

Come on…Sage, Weston, Brooklyn and Kingston are normal nowadays. If they were going for creativity, their list should have looked more like:

1. Pilot Inspektor – Jason Lee’s son
2. Speck Wildhorse – John Mellencamp’s son
3. Moxie Crimefighter – Penn Jillette’s daughter
4. Audio Science – Shannyn Sossamon’s son
5. Peanut Kai – Ingo Rademacher’s son
6. Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter
7. Dweezil – Frank Zappa’s son
8. Kal-El – Nicolas Cage’s son
9. Seven Sirius – Erykah Badu’s son
10. Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson’s son

Which celebrity baby name is the most “creative,” in your opinion? (And don’t limit yourself to the name listed here–there are dozens of other good ones out there…)