The Worst Initials Ever – SIK, DIE, DED, ROT, EEW
| 13 July 2009 | Filed under Baby Names, Boy Names, Girl Names |
Warning: Explicit language.
Over the weekend I brainstormed for bad initials. Here are the worst, grouped by theme:
Insults
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APE ASS BAD BUM COW DIM DOG DUL DUM |
ERR FAT FEO FOE GAF HAG HOG LUG NAG |
NUT OAF PIG RAT SAP SUC SUK SUX |
Evils
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EGO FIB GYP |
HEL HEX SIN |
WAR |
Initialisms
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DOA DUI DWI KKK LOL |
LSD OMG OPP PMS RIP |
SOB TKO WTF |
Exclamations
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BOO! DOH! DUH! EEK! |
EWW! HUH? ICK! NAH… |
UGH! YUC! YUK! |
Ethnic Slurs
| JAP | WOP | YID |
Sexual Slurs
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FAG FEM |
GAY HOE |
HOR |
Substances
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CUM FAT GAS GOO GUC GUK |
JIZ MUD MUC MUK OIL PEE |
PIS POO POT PUS |
Biological
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AIL ASS BUM BUT COC COK DED DEF DIC DIK |
DIE FLU FUC FUK GAG GUT ILL JUG KOC KOK |
NUM NUT OLD POX ROT SEX SIC SIK TIT ZIT |
Emotional
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CRY IRE |
MAD SAD |
SOB WOE |
Sound-It-Out
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DVS: dee + vee + ess = “devious” NME: en + em + ee = “enemy” NVS: en + vee + ess = “envious” ODS: oh + dee + ess = “odious” |
OPM: oh + pee + em = “opium” TDM: tee + dee + em = “tedium” TDS: tee + dee + ess = “tedious” |
What other embarrassing monograms can you think of?
Before I decided (mostly because of the initials) that I had to take my first name back, my initials were BBW, which is the same initials for “big beautiful women”. Didn’t need that. SBW is better.
I have a friend who just named her baby such that her initials are MSG. Not the worst in the world, but still.
Bridgett…Now you are a short beautiful woman. ;)…and being a bbw isn’t so bad, honest.
My Husband is a DOH and his sister is a DEH…mine are now WSH (wish) but were previously WSL (weasel), and yes I was known as weasel in some circles..but not in a bad way.
Hmm…I think I’d have to add “MEH”. As in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meh
What about ELF? Or MAN/MEN (especially for a girl!)?
And what about “license plate spellings”? For example, DRK could be “dork” and LSR could be “loser.”
If I ever kept my last name and passed it on towards a child of mine, I’d only have to worry about DUL, HEL, LOL, OIL, AIL, and ILL. I actually think it would be quite funny if I named a daughter Olivia, with her initials being OIL — Her friends could call her Olive Oyl! (Not that I would do that, but it is funny!)
The only one I can think of would be KIL, for, well, ‘kill’. There’s also GRL for ‘girl’ on a boy, and BOY on a girl. Maybe MOM for a boy and DAD for a girl as well.
I’m an EML, which is kind of cool, since all three letters are in that order in my first name (Emily). My mom is KAL, her mom was AJN, then AJS after marriage. My siblings are APD, DJD, LCD, and JMD. My dad is BJW (which makes me think of the bulk store, BJ’s Wholesale).
IMA or even I.M. with a last name that’s a noun (e.g., I.M. Carr)
My brother’s initials are NAD… as in gonads. He definitely wishes my parents studied anatomy.
Mine are DIE, and my brothers are LFE(life)
B.A.R. :\
My initials were always WKK, which was always a bit close to the KKK for my comfort level. Now it’s WKG, which is much better. Hubby doesn’t have a middle name, so he’s just CG.
We have had to cross out a few potential names due to the “G,” though! The most memorable was Feliciana Apolline. We both loved it; Feliciana was his Romanian great-great-grandmother and Apolline was an aunt from France. FAG, however, was simply unacceptable, so off our list it went.
I know a GAS and SAG
mine are STD