It’s spring! Time to start some spring cleaning. But a quick perusal of your cleaning closet reveals that you’re running low on a few key things, so you head to the store to restock.
In the cleaning goods aisle you strike up a conversation with a friendly pregnant lady. She jokes that she’ll be brainstorming for baby names while she vacuums. You ask her what sort of name she’s looking for and she says:
We’re looking for a boy name to go with big siblings Matilda and Wilder. Mild literary or nature associations are a plus, but not necessary.
“Do you have any suggestions?”
You’re a name-lover, and you could potentially give her dozens of suggestions on the spot. But you’ve got a lot of dusting and scrubbing to do, so you only have time to give her five helpful suggestions before making your purchase and heading home.
But here’s the fun part: Instead of blurting out the first five names you come up with (which is what you’d be forced to do in real life) you get to press a magical “pause” button, brainstorm for a bit, and then “unpause” the scenario to offer her the best five names you can think of.
Here are a few things to keep in mind as you brainstorm:
- Be independent. Decide on your five names before looking at anyone else’s five names.
- Be sincere. Would you honestly suggest these particular baby names out loud to a stranger in public?
- Five names only! All names beyond the first five in your comment will be either deleted or replaced with nonsense words.
Finally, here’s the request again:
We’re looking for a boy name to go with big siblings Matilda and Wilder. Mild literary or nature associations are a plus, but not necessary.
Which five baby names are you going to suggest?
Bramwell
Dashiell
Emerson
Lowell
Remington
Twain
Hart
Grover
Ashe
Rafe
Holden
Rhett
Wolfe
Hudson
Sawyer
Beckett
Dorian
Ewan
Kenton
Tiernan
Cooper
Emerson
Mitchell
Thomas
Truman
Baldwin
Lowell
Shepherd
Hawthorne
Finch
Doyle
Geoffrey
Henry
Linden
Rupert
Anders
Brooks
Fields
Palmer
Rhodes
Alden
Asher
Elijah
River
Rowan
Rhys
Reeves
Charles
Flynn
Fredrick
Zephyr
Bodhi
Koa
Emery
Kingsley
Fox
Jasper
Barrett
Poe
Finn
I forgot Oakley, because I actually do know siblings (2 boys aged 4 & 3) named Oakley and Wilder
Everil
Giles
Phillip
Silas
Silven